How to tell if you are a redneck

When I lived in Wasilla, Alaska I was babysetting my nephews Jay & Andy and told them we lived in the "redneck valley." Andy said he thought we were living in the Mantanuska Valley. I told him "No, we live in the redneck valley." Of course he wanted to know what a redneck was right? So I told him--"See the neighbor with the 25 dead cars? That's a redneck." When we were in Anchorage one day we were going to the local Walmart store (another indication you might be a redneck) and we had a limo behind us. Andy piped up and said--"Auntie there is a redneck following us!" Cathy and I looked in the rearview mirrors and said--"No, that doesn't classfy as a redneck" and we laughed.

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